Kent McKamy sent along this gem that reminded me of a guy I used to date. I'm sure y'all know someone like this!!!!
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. . . I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!
Kay
Haha Kay!
ReplyDeleteI'd have killed him.
ReplyDeleteThis was HILARIOUS! I am still laughing! More, more, more!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLOL.......so very funny.
ReplyDeleteRYN: Nope. Mondays are wall to wall busy here, and my goal is to find a way to keep smiling despite myself. :)
LOL, that was a good one :)
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kenju.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaack! I read this too fast the first time and missed the last line. Then I read it again and almost fell off my chair. Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
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