The weather is warming up here in the heartland and the guys are heading for the links instead of the bowling alley. I found this goody in the archives and I think you'll get a really good groooaaannn from it! Enjoy!!!!!!!!
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him.
“Why not?” asks the golf club.
Are you ready for this?
“You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.