With all the idiocy that appears to be leading up to Election 2012, the need for a really excellent groannnnn is crucial just to stay reasonably sane.
Here are a couple one-liners worthy of a grooooaaannnn or giggle . . .
* DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid -- he says he can stop any time.
* Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.