Monday, April 02, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!! (Easter Week Edition)

Here's a grooooaaannn that is prolly older than all of us but I still crack up when I see it in the hallowed and holy archives here at Kay's Krisis Center & Klinic. Enjoy!!!!

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible,"! he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops,

turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

(Are y'all ready for this?)

(Are y'all sure?)

(OK, here it is)

It reads:

"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." 

(The Kay hobbles for cover!)

Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!! 



  1. OH MY GOD!
    (Something must be wrong with my email subscript--I didn't find this in my box.) Hope you're doing well.

  2. I hurt my back and have avoided laughing out loud and silently for two weeks. I know you gave fair warning twice, but let me just say OWWW!

  3. Anonymous3:26 PM

    You provide bigger, better puns. I'd not seen the part about the permanent wave, before. Thanks! *chuckling*
    Cop Car

  4. That groaner made my belly,
    Quiver like a bowl of jelly.

  5. LOVE the permanent wave!!

  6. Anonymous12:00 AM

    Hah! Has your mind been working on this while recovering? Hope you are feeling stronger.

  7. I've seen it before, but it's a good for another groan.

  8. With that one, you BETTER run! :-)

    (Loved it.)


  9. And I thought it was going to have something to do with batteries. Groooaaaannn.

  10. I STILL laugh at that one!!!

    Thanks and Hoppy Easter!


  11. I just love overindulgence.

  12. This post and Tom Rush put a smile on my face this morning..

  13. Kay I am sure you will mend well. If you head down this way let me know


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