Monday, December 26, 2011

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!

Since Christmas is barely over, I thought y'all might like/identify with this little gem I tripped across. It's not really a groaner but I guaran-damn-tee y'all that I emitted a huge groan when I read #4!!!!

Stages of Christmas

When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-

1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa

While we gals prolly don't look much like Santa, we can date him -- which is possibly as daunting as looking like him. Sigh.

Happy Blogging!!!!!



  1. Hoo boy! Well... my hair is turning white lately.

    Merry Christmas, Kay!

  2. Chuckles all round. I was just thinking that my hair is going grayer at a quicker pace. But I am NOT going to add back the 50 lbs I lost over the last 3 years.

  3. Groaning for poor ol'Santa!

  4. After a holiday spent feasting on a special breakfast and dinner, plus assorted goodies and lots of wine, I look more like the rotund one today than I did day before yesterday! But it sure was fun.

  5. Right now my husband IS santa. But the belly is growing. Give him a few more years. Alas, however, he can't raise a beard.

  6. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Kay--I think that any one of us looks as much like Santa as anyone else. How can we fail at trying to resemble the imaginary?
    Cop Car
    P.S. Even Whoopie Goldberg!

  7. Delightful. We both laughed.

  8. Mm....Dating guys who look like Santa is not all it's cracked up to be.

  9. I am getting chin hairs, and you've managed to put a shine on that.

  10. Kay: Mine, too.

    Mary: Good for you!

    Nance: Indeed!!!

    Dick: Good for you!!!

    Hattie: Yikes!!! My ex-hubby has the tummy and the beard!

    LTTS: Thanks!!!

    CC: I don't -- my hair isn't white -- yet and I'm not overweight and prolly won't be 'cause neither of my parents were overweight.

    Mage: Glad you liked it!

    M.E.: No, it is not!

    Murr: So am I. Sigh.

  11. I represent those remarks LOL Good one!



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