Since Christmas is barely over, I thought y'all might like/identify with this little gem I tripped across. It's not really a groaner but I guaran-damn-tee y'all that I emitted a huge groan when I read #4!!!!
Stages of Christmas
When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa
While we gals prolly don't look much like Santa, we can date him -- which is possibly as daunting as looking like him. Sigh.