It's time for your weekly groooaaannn!!!! Here are a couple one-liners that left me shaking my head and groaning so hard that my Thinking Cap fell off!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
* If you jump off the bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* Shotgun wedding - it's a case of wife or death.