Today is officially Halloween and here are few punny riddles for your 'pleasure'. Yesterday was Trick or Treat here and I handed out treats for me and Michelle so she could take Ana and Racy Gracie out -- both were absolutely adorable as a cow and a skeleton respectively.
What is a zombie's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies!
Why was Dracula not at his desk?
He was on his coffin break!
What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?
Blood Light!
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with!
Happy Halloween and Happy Blogging!!!!
Kay
I'm actually laughing. LOL Thanks...
ReplyDeleteAhhh, to be young again. :)
ReplyDeleteHave a fun and creepy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteKay--They are all good, but that last one - really!!! Thanks.
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Love this! What fun! You are definitely in the Halloween spirit. Good for you! I'm having a hard time getting into the spirit of things without the fall colors and cool air. Ah well... I'll just muddle through.
ReplyDeleteThose are terrible...
ReplyDeleteWhy I am I laughing?
ho ho ho...oops! that's Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI like these but my favorite was the rich guy taking the starving to eat his grass. You find the best groaners!
ReplyDeleteMage: Glad you're gigglin'!
ReplyDeleteColleen: Indeed!!!
Hattie: I wore my fancy witch hat and lil' Ana looked at me like I was weird!
CC: Thanks!!
Kay: It helps having the kids around!!!
Colleen: Because they're funny terrible!!!
M.E.: Whatever!!!! I'm just delighted that you stopped by!
Vagabonde: I collect them and lotsa friends send them along!!!
LOL, loved them :)
ReplyDeleteI like the Blood Lite best.
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