Monday, September 06, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

Happy Labor Day!!!! Hope y'all are doing something fun!!!!!!!

Here are some one-liner groooaaans that I hope will give y'all a giggle!!!!! Some are bad; aome are good; some are so bad they're good!!!! Enjoy!!!

* I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette.

* When the Sun and the planets die, one person will receive the whole inheritance. Their lawyer convinced them to pursue a sole-heir system.

* I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.

* The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly.

* Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation? Apparently, he's clammed up.

* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

* A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

* I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.

* John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

* Reading Kant shouldn't be hard, it comes with Immanuel.

GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

Kay

8 comments:

  1. These are great ones, Kay. Sorry I haven't visited often lately. I've been on an Internet fast of sorts. Hope you are well.

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  2. Hi, catching up after a blogless spell; groaners help.

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  3. We did, we did...I'm running pictures from our weekend while I groan.

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  4. Having ridden through my Uncle's Ohio dairy cow's barnyard on his manure spreader, I can sure vouch for the John Deere item!

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  5. Hhahaha awesome list! I like the one reading an anti-gravity book.

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  6. "Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation? Apparently, he's clammed up."

    Sooner or later, he'll come out of his shell...
    :)

    Always a pleasure to catch up with your blog!

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  7. Anonymous10:30 AM

    When I was in college (then called The University of Missouri School of Mines and Metallurgy - an engineering school - now the Missouri School of Science & Technology, I believe), St Patrick's day was celebrated with a parade down the main street of Rolla MO. The parade featured a manure spreader on which rode the student body's honorary "St Pat" for that year.

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