I am still buried with work and assorted nonsense but finally remembered this gottado!!!! LOL
Here are a couple great one-liners and a very punny riddle!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!
Did ya hear about . . .?
* The telegraph operator who accidentally sent the same message twice? He was remorseful.
* The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance? It was a sham rock.
* The math teacher was a good dancer? He had algorithm.
* That online origami store? It folded.
What do you call a podium that eats people?
Hannibal Lectern.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!
Kay
Gah! Real groaners as every Kay!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Thank you for the smiles, Kay.
ReplyDeleteHow do you keep coming up with these? The lectern one is an especially great groaner.
ReplyDeleteHope things are going well for you. I thought of you as I watched the SNL skit with Betty White and Tina Fey about the census. If you didn't catch it, it is on hulu.
I'm groaning.
ReplyDeleteOh, Oh, Oh,..............
ReplyDeleteThey brought a smile to my face. Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteYou have been busy working and I have been busy traveling. We just came back from Baltimore. We had a great week babysitting our two toddler grandsons. I have not been reading many blogs yet or even gone back to my blog – I enjoy reading all my blogging friends’ posts a lot, so my next post will have to wait. I always enjoy reading your posts.
ReplyDeleteSomehow you've found time to post. How is the census going? My ex is doing it too and enjoying it.
ReplyDeleteNot corny enough. (sarcasm)
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn
Ohhh - those gave me a tummy ache.
ReplyDeleteSham rock? SHAM ROCK??!! To quote Carnac The Magnificent, "May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture." ;)
ReplyDeleteOh groan groan groan! Those were real groaners. But, I loved every one! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm just dropping in to say hello. Hope you had a terrific week!
Have a splendid Sunday!