Monday, May 03, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!

I am incredibly buried so my apologies for not getting around to visit! I hope I'll be back to speed by the end of the week depending on how things go. In the midst of trying to go back to work, I am having my annual inspection of my apartment where they come by to check on the condition of my place and how my landlord is maintaining things. It's really a no brainer but being obsessive compulsive, I go into full tilt boogie cleaning mode.

An acquaintance sent along some games and fashion advice for those of us of a certain age. They're only borderline groaners but they made me giggle a bit. Of course neither I nor any of my cohorts here are guilty of any of these!!!!


Games for When We Are Older

* Sag -- you're it.
* Twenty questions shouted into your good ear.
* Kick the bucket.
* Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
* Simon says something incoherent.
* Hide and go pee.

Fashion Felonies for Elders

* Nose ring and bifocals
* Spiked hair and bald spots
* Pierced tongue and dentures
* Miniskirts and support hose
* Ankle bracelets and corn pads
* Belly button ring and gall bladder surgery scar
* Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitor

And last, but not least...

* Thongs and Depends

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

13 comments:

  1. cute and for real!!!

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  2. Haha Kay no worse than style for whippersnappers!

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  3. Simon always says something incoherent!
    Funny stuff. Hope your inspection goes well. Relax!

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  4. These were funny Kay. Good luck with your inspection...and don't get too stressed about the cleaning...it will be just fine. Have a good week sweetie. ~Joy

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  5. You saved the best for last!!! That made me smile! Have a great week, busy is good.

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  6. Ah, I want to go down the list one at a time and shout disclaimers. :)

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  7. I loved every one of them, my favorite was the miniskirt :) (I guess that tells what I use to wear)

    take care :)

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  8. Funny thoughts and not so far from my future...

    Thanks for reminding me...I think...

    Dorothy from grammology
    grammology.com

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  9. I love Hide and Go Pee!!!

    I hope life calms down a bit for you :)

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  10. riotous...this groaner of the week is my FAVORITE. sooooo gently funny

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  11. I HEART GROANERS!!!!!!

    Good stuff!

    John smiling and giggling!

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  12. Too close to home, Kay.....LOL

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  13. LMAO, I cant help picturing my daughter and her mates in retirement homes with all their piercings and spikes still intact. Dentures and tongue piercings made me laugh out loud :)

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