Monday, April 05, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!

Sorry this is late in posting but I didn't the right date in for auto-posting. "My bad!" as the kids say these days. Anywayyyyyyyyy here are a few one-liner groooaaannnnns -- enjoy!!!!!

* When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
* She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
* You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
* The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got there first.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!



  1. The last one in the list elicited an extra special groan... we are doing our tax return today. Wondering... why is it called a "return" if we have to pay? [sigh]

  2. Well, I'm sure one can figure out a way of putting all of it somewhere!

  3. good ones, I like the shoe one, made me laugh since one shoe always hurts my feet while the other one feels comfy
    it's very frustrating ;)

    loved your comment about Highlands, I hope the memories were good ones
    we were almost neighbors :)

  4. Anonymous2:24 PM

    So true, all of them! They weren't groaners to me.

  5. I'm groaning.....oh, I'm groaning loudly.

  6. Anonymous11:37 PM

    Great groaners! You always seem to come up with good stuff.
    Thanks for your comments. As a beginner, I really appreciate the feedback.
    Take care!

  7. Loved all of them! I also have put wrong dates on my pre-posts, glad to know I'm not the only one :)

    I loved the last one, I too am doing the taxes. I have to pay estimated taxes along with regular taxes. This month, I have to pay twice. I really hate it and work has been so slow that I have to take the money out of savings. That really hurts but as my husband says, at least we have the money to pay :)

  8. Anonymous3:28 AM

    Hahaha I like the last one. By the way, belated Happy Easter!


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