Monday, February 15, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

Hope y'all had an excellent Valentine's Day with the ones you love and the ones who love you back.

Today is President's Day sooooooooooo here are few groooaaannns in honor of two of our greatest presidents. Enjoy!!!!!!

Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
Babe Lincoln!

Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"

Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons.

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn't lie.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
George Washingtoon!

How did George Washington speak to his army?
In general terms!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!




  2. Kay, glad you're back.

  3. Dreadful jokes! More please!

  4. Here I am catching up by reading backwards again! Kay, I just began vitamin B-12 shots because my GP suspected my levels may be low. Blood tests revealed they were on the lower end of normal and she started the injections anyway. My respect for her jumped way up! It's the usual story: as we age the body is less efficient at absorbing nutrients from our food. (Thus B12 tablets probably won't work either.) Maybe you should inquire if this can be included in your next blood draw. Seems to make a difference in my energy levels.

  5. LOL, loved it. my favorite was the campaign button one :)

  6. As usual, hereeeeeeeeeeeee's Kay!


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