Hope y'all had an excellent Valentine's Day with the ones you love and the ones who love you back.
Today is President's Day sooooooooooo here are few groooaaannns in honor of two of our greatest presidents. Enjoy!!!!!!
Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"
Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons.
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn't lie.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
How did George Washington speak to his army?
In general terms!