Enjoy this goody -- it should give y'all an awesome groooaaannn!!!!!
Monty was in big trouble because he forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was going to make him pay. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in just seconds and it had better be there!”
The next morning Monty got up early so that he could buy the gift and have it in the driveway by the time his wife woke up. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. But it was smaller than she expected. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway. She unwrapped her present right there . . .
. . . It was a brand-new bathroom scale.