An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.
"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back."
The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man.
"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.
The ailing brave answered . . .
"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
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Kay
Aaaaack! That was definitely a 10 for groaners.
ReplyDeleteThosse dang maladays sure have a way of hanging on don't they? Good groaner Kay.
ReplyDeletethat was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...LOL
ReplyDeleteOooh Groans!
ReplyDeleteOh no! I'd call this one "The Groaner of the Month!" :)
ReplyDeletetsk....that is stunningly BAD
ReplyDeleteGreat groaner, Kay!
ReplyDeleteNow my head really aches. I have a legitimate reason for groaning at this one.
ReplyDeleteA groaner with a chuckle for me. :)
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