I pulled this from deep in the archives (where some of y'all will prolly think I should have left it) and simply could not resist inflic . . . er . . . ah . . . sharing (yeah, that's it!) it with y'all. I think y'all will get a seriously good grooaaaannn!!
Thor, the God of Thunder raced across the heavens on his steed
shouting to all people "I'm THOR! I'm THOR!" and the latter got
annoyed after a couple hours and said . . .
. . . "Of course you're thor, thilly, you forgot to put the thaddle on!"