A married couple are shopping at their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Yuengling beer and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale -- only $10 for 24 bottles," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife. And so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you on Easter," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 bottles of Yuengling ... at half the price."
And then the fight started . . .
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Ha ha. THat's the sort of thing I say to teh not-wife... Then again she responds by reminding me that there is not enough booze in the world to make me handsome!
ReplyDeletevery funny! I can't imagine life without jokes. Thanks for sharing yours. They're good for my mental health!
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