I didn't get everything done, dammit!!!! The maintenance is done on the computer (Scarlet, if I don't keep the computer tidy, I won't be able to email or blog!) but my house still looks like you-know-what and I didn't get to either the work I need to do on my blog or the work I need to do on my project.
However, I found this excellent musical pun deep in the depths of the archives and decided it would give y'all a really good groooaaannnn!!!!!!!!! If it doesn't, I tried!!!!!Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director.
In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who never banged them at the right time. So the conductor said, "If you don't get it right this time I'll kill you."
When the time came for the percussionist to get it right, he didn't. As promised, the director pulled out a gun and shot him dead.
Of course, the police came and arrested him and the the conductor was tried, found guilty and was sent to death row. After the appeal after appeal failed, the day came when he was sent to the electric chair. As the crowd watched, the executioner flipped the switch ... but nothing happened. Everyone wondered what when wrong.
But the director knew. Saddened by all that had taken place, he said,
"I never was a very good . . .
. . . conductor!"
Happy Blogging and Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!!!!