It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's some more Holiday fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Start your week with a groooaaannn!!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny was a strangely creative and imaginative child. In Sunday School class, he drew a Nativity scene that showed Santa, sleigh and reindeer that was really sort of odd and the teacher asked him about it.

Teacher: "Johnny, why are there were the regular eight reindeer, Rudolph and this strange looking tenth animal -- it looks like a cross between a reindeer and a cow with a green nose?!"

Johnny: "Ohhhhhhh . . . that's Olive, the udder reindeer!

Teacher: "And who are these three very tiny men wearing crowns?"

Johnny: "They're the wee three kings from the Orient."

Teacher: "Johnny, why is the baby Jesus sleeping on a scale?"

Johnny: "He's a weigh in the manger ma'am!"

The teacher was, at this point, nearly speechless at the last bit of creativity but had to ask another question about Johnny's drawing.

Teacher: "Who are these three men who look like they're standing in a flower bed?"

Johnny (exasperated): "They're the shepherds who watched their phlox by night, Teacher!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay