I went a-hunting in my archives and found this oldie but goodie. If you don't get a hearty groooaaannn from it, I shall be seriously astonished! Enjoy!!!!
A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot was worried and did not have the slightest idea of what to do. Sooooooooo he called a meeting with the brothers to explain their plight and, after much discussion, decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.
One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?" The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar . . ."
Are you ready -- it's really, really bad!
". . . and you want the chip monk."