Monday, December 01, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

I went a-hunting in my archives and found this oldie but goodie. If you don't get a hearty groooaaannn from it, I shall be seriously astonished! Enjoy!!!!

A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot was worried and did not have the slightest idea of what to do. Sooooooooo he called a meeting with the brothers to explain their plight and, after much discussion, decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.

One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?" The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar . . ."

Are you ready -- it's really, really bad!

". . . and you want the chip monk."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Ha! Your Groaners are getting funnier. :)

  2. ha ha ! that was a good one :) Glad I found your blog, thanks for the smiles! Catherine

  3. LOL Scarlet! I try!

    Bumpkin: Thanks for coming by!

  4. I am new here! What a great blog :) ♥ Hugs!

  5. Thanks for becoming a Follower of my Blog. I see you publish jokes.... I like putting jokes in verse, so there might be a bit of cross0pollination sometimes. I'll always add your name if I steal a joke, though.


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