Monday, November 24, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Thanksgiving week and therefore, we simply must have some groaners to celebrate! I think a couple of these will have y'all groooaaannning heartily just like you will after dinner on Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it . . .

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shoreline.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why was the Turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. This one's for the physicists, engineers, and mathematicians reading here :-

    How do you transform the bird fast and furiously, use the Cooley-Turkey algorithm ;-)

  2. G'day from Australia

    I'd never heard the one about the Indian chief!!

  3. Kay
    Hope you are feeling better today.

    Bear((( )))

  4. Good ones! You made me think of FOUL Play, the Goldie Hawn movie, with the police arrest joke. I was talking to a friend about it the other day when she said she needed more space in her bedroom. I suggested one of those beds that pop out of the closet, and I immediately thought of Dudley Moore in the bedroom scene of that movie. It was hilarious!

  5. I love the gravy one!

  6. Tee Hee! Ha Ha! Chuckle! Roar! Groan!

  7. I love good groaners!! and these are great!!

  8. Thanks for the giggles and groans...those will be perfect to share with my niece and nephew on Thursday!

  9. Glad your feeling better. Thanks for the foul humour. Hee hee

  10. very if i could just remember one or two till tomorrow's meal. thanks!

  11. so funny...Happy Thanksgiving....


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