Nancy Leitz sent this very timely and very funny groooaaaannn along. I think, given the state of the market, y'all should pay close attention to her advice -- she sounds like she has it right!!!!!!
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
American Can
Interstate Water
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company.
Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can; hold your Water and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful.
GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!
(Sure sounds like she's got the straight poop -- pun definitely intended!!!)
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!
Kay
Oh, Nancy, I think you have a million of 'em!! Thanks for passing it along, Kay.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a vigorous groan and laugh this morning. Loved it
ReplyDeleteSome groaners make you smile while others make you laugh. These make you do both. Love 'em!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday, Kay!
Leave it to Nancy to come up with the best groaner. Very funny !
ReplyDeleteOnly Nancy!
ReplyDeleteOK is it sad that I loved this?
ReplyDeleteAck!!! You are way too funny! Thanks for the Friday giggle.
ReplyDeleteKay, are you sure you meant to tag me? I am not on your list on this post although you did send me an e-mail.
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