It's an old story in the annals of history. A wicked and ugly king held a beautiful princess as his captive and although her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was absolutely hideous. She waited day and night in the tower dungeon looking out the dungeon window with hope and watching and waiting for the knight who would free her from her prison and wretched wardrobe.
There were some attempts to rescue her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress which gave new meaning to the word 'ugly'. After the most recent knight fled in horror at the sight of the horrific frock, the princess wept inconsolably for hours. Not one to hold back, the evil old king laughed as he jeered . . .
"See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in this dress!!!"