Monday, September 22, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Monday and after kvetching about politics last week, I decided y'all need and deserve a truly stellar groooaaannnnnnn!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do . . . Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run round Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says...

(I just LOOOOOOOVE this)

"Nothin', but you left your Injun runnin'!"

(Ducking and running like hell)

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!

Kay

4 comments:

  1. You better duck for telling that one.

    Bear((( )))

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  2. Nancy6:47 PM

    Oh, Kay, they just keep getting better and better.

    I loved this one.

    I heard the Lone Ranger was really mad when he found out, after all those years, that Kemosabe meant Son of A B**ch.

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  3. Good one, Kay. I also enjoyed your post and photos post-storm. Glad I wasn't there. As for the food, don't have the energy tonight. Just wanted to say hi.

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  4. Bear: I know!!!!!!!!

    Nancy: Awwwwwwww thanks!!!!!

    Fran: I'm so glad you stopped by!!! I sure do understand not having energy. Is there somewhere I can put in an order for some? Exhaustion rules here!!! I just hope things slow down a bit here. I am drained.

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