I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield. The poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper, so I tried to get it loose by turning on the switch.
On the first upswing of the wiper, the bird flew off, slamming into the windshield of the car behind me -- a police cruiser.
Immediately, the cop pulled me over. He walked up and told me he saw what happened.
"I'm going to have to write you up," he said . . .
"for flipping me the bird."