Monday, April 28, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's yet another Monday and time to start another week in paradise! Here's one from my archives that should have y'all giggling and groaning heartily and help you get started! Enjoy!!!

I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield. The poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper, so I tried to get it loose by turning on the switch.

On the first upswing of the wiper, the bird flew off, slamming into the windshield of the car behind me -- a police cruiser.

Immediately, the cop pulled me over. He walked up and told me he saw what happened.

"I'm going to have to write you up," he said . . .

"for flipping me the bird."


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Well what do you finga that?!

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  2. Ughnnnnnnnnn! LOL

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  3. Nancy9:37 AM

    Kay,

    Have you heard about the two silkworms who were racing each other?

    IT ENDED IN A TIE

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  4. Oh Boy - I'm gonna like it here! My first visit and I find this! How fun!

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