I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield. The poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper, so I tried to get it loose by turning on the switch.
On the first upswing of the wiper, the bird flew off, slamming into the windshield of the car behind me -- a police cruiser.
Immediately, the cop pulled me over. He walked up and told me he saw what happened.
"I'm going to have to write you up," he said . . .
"for flipping me the bird."
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!
Kay
Well what do you finga that?!
ReplyDeleteUghnnnnnnnnn! LOL
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ReplyDeleteHave you heard about the two silkworms who were racing each other?
IT ENDED IN A TIE
Oh Boy - I'm gonna like it here! My first visit and I find this! How fun!
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