Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

Kent McKamy sent along one of the finest, albeit a bit bawdy, groaners I've seen in a very long time. I guarantee you will get a HUGE groooaaaannn and a hellacious laugh from this one. If you don't, I suggest you see your doctor and get a transplant for a sense of humor!!!! It's that good!!!! I know Granny Annie will get a charge from this one!!!!!

Once upon a time a chicken and a horse lived on a farm. They were the best of friends and loved to play together. One day the horse fell into a bog and began sinking. He begged his friend to run and get the farmer to help.

The chicken ran as fast as he could to the farm. He searched high and low for the farmer but to no avail for the farmer had gone to town driving his only tractor. Running around in a panic, the chicken spied the farmer's brand new BMW convertible. The keys were inside it so he grabbed a length of rope and sped away to the bog in hope of saving his friends life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised (and relieved) to see the chicken arrive in the shiny new convertible. He managed to get ahold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. The chicken ran and tied the other end of the rope to the bumper of the BMW and hopped in the car and very slowly drove forward and rescued the horse with the aid of the farmer's Beemer.

Happy and proud the chicken drove convertible back to the farm and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented -- best buddies, best pals forever.

A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and, like, the horse, began to sink. He cried out for the horse to save him. The horse thought a moment and walked over to the large puddle and straddled it. He looked underneath and told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving the chicken's life!

And the moral of the story is . . .

Are y'all ready?

When you're hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!!!!

GRRROOOOOOAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

5 comments:

  1. Oh, good grief! Groooooaaaaaannnn!

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  2. Oh, I like that one, and so will mr. kenju!

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  3. I am alerting all my BMW friends. . . well all two of them, I guess to this wonderful groaner.

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  4. This is the best ever, Kay!

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