Monday, December 10, 2007

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

The holiday theme continues. I tried very hard to find a groaner for all of you who celebrate Hanukkah but I only found one and it was a variation on "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." that we just had. I thought it odd that I couldn't locate any others because all my Jewish friends love groaners! Maybe they take Hanukkah more seriously. That said, I wish all of you who practice Judaism a joyous and blessed Hanukkah!!!!!!

Anyway, I have another sorta risque and irreverent one for y'all this week which should give you a good, healthy groooooaaannn as you go through your holiday preparations!

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle!" he said.

"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys, shook them and said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"

The man replied . . .

"They're Carol's."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!



  1. Oh so horrible! Just ask your daughter if that doesn't sound like a sailor joke. Tell her "thanks" for me by the way.

  2. Redondowriter10:58 PM

    Yup, it's a groaner, but a good one.

  3. Nice groaner. They're Carol's...I love it!


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