Thanks to Stu and Nancy who emailed some new ones for the queue. Y'all just keep your eyes and ears open and send any you trip across in your travels.
Kent McKamy is back with another gem -- gotta love a guy who tracks down groaners -- and I think y'all will get a genuine giggle along with a groooooooaaaaannn from this little goody.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence that catches my attention can walk me home.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
She says, “That’s not creative.”
Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”