Monday, November 21, 2011

It's a Thanksgiving Groaner of the Week


Here are some pretty punny groooaaans for the holiday!!!!! Enjoy!!!!  Happy Turkey Day!!!!!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?

'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

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What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?

The Butter Ball

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What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock!

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When is a turkey most like a ghost?

When it's a-gobblin'

 
Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Blogging!!!!!!

19 comments:

  1. LOL, LOL....I Like These!!! Not too Groany, at all....!
    A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU, MY DEAR.....

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  2. Veritably a feast of groaners Kay!

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  3. "The Butter Ball." (Shakes head.)

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  4. Oh, I forgot, have a very Happy Thanksgiving. :)

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  5. LOL, loved everyone of them :)

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  6. groan!
    Groaners are my favourites.

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  7. Happy Thanksgiving Kay....have a really warm and wonderful day sweetie... ~Joy xo

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  8. Well, Happy Thanksgiving, anyway. lol

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  9. I don't know if my comment went thru or not
    if it did then well, it's there
    if it didn't then just let me say, it was brilliant!

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  10. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Kay--I'm a bit later than normal getting around to your groaners; but, they were well worth the wait. Love 'em (and you!)
    Cop Car

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  11. have a Happy Thanksgiving Kay!

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  12. Loved them all!!

    Have a wonderful, tasty, cozy, health Thanksgiving and all the days after that yummy holiday!!

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  13. Those groaners will jolly up our celebration. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  14. Oh GRrrrroan. You got me. Have a great thankful holiday. Hugs.

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  15. LOL! You're really coming up with some doozys these days. Have a great time tomorrow--hopefully with good friends and/or family!

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  16. Excellent groaners, Kay! Have a terrific Thanksgiving!

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  17. Wishing you a wonderful Thanksgiving... full of great food, wonderful visiting... and full of laughter..

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  18. Groan, groan and more groans. Hope you had a happy day, Kay.

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