Here are some pretty punny groooaaans for the holiday!!!!! Enjoy!!!! Happy Turkey Day!!!!!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
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What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
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What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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When is a turkey most like a ghost?
When it's a-gobblin'
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
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What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
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What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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When is a turkey most like a ghost?
When it's a-gobblin'
Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Blogging!!!!!!
LOL, LOL....I Like These!!! Not too Groany, at all....!
ReplyDeleteA VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU, MY DEAR.....
Veritably a feast of groaners Kay!
ReplyDelete"The Butter Ball." (Shakes head.)
ReplyDeleteOh, I forgot, have a very Happy Thanksgiving. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, loved everyone of them :)
ReplyDeletegroan!
ReplyDeleteGroaners are my favourites.
Happy Thanksgiving Kay....have a really warm and wonderful day sweetie... ~Joy xo
ReplyDeleteWell, Happy Thanksgiving, anyway. lol
ReplyDeleteI don't know if my comment went thru or not
ReplyDeleteif it did then well, it's there
if it didn't then just let me say, it was brilliant!
Kay--I'm a bit later than normal getting around to your groaners; but, they were well worth the wait. Love 'em (and you!)
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have a Happy Thanksgiving Kay!
ReplyDeleteLoved them all!!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful, tasty, cozy, health Thanksgiving and all the days after that yummy holiday!!
Those groaners will jolly up our celebration. Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteOh GRrrrroan. You got me. Have a great thankful holiday. Hugs.
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ReplyDeleteLOL! You're really coming up with some doozys these days. Have a great time tomorrow--hopefully with good friends and/or family!
ReplyDeleteExcellent groaners, Kay! Have a terrific Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteWishing you a wonderful Thanksgiving... full of great food, wonderful visiting... and full of laughter..
ReplyDeleteGroan, groan and more groans. Hope you had a happy day, Kay.
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