Monday, November 22, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!

Above is a aerial photo of Ohio Stadium aka "The 'Shoe featuring The Best Damned Band in the Land.

Since it's Ohio State-Michigan Week, I thought I'd share a couple OSU-Michigan groaners/jokes. Please note that each of these jokes is told in reverse depending on whether one is north or south of the Ohio-Michigan border. I know -- I've been to both U. of Michigan and Ohio State websites and both have the same jokes.

Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?
A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours

Ann Arbor News Report: Football practice at University of Michigan was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach, Lloyd Carr, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.


Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!



  1. Haha Kay.

    Enjoy the game!

  2. Good ones. Do you know of Joe's blog? You might enjoy his Ohio adventures.

    I'll send him your way as well.

  3. SnowBrush just left a comment on my blog and included your URl.. Snow seems to think Ohio may have a "dark side" LOL. I really don't know what he is talking about. I think your post concerning Michigan is right on

  4. Go OSU! (OREGON State University) *grins*

  5. Oh, Robert, of course, OSU for you and the U of O for me. I say that, but I never even know when they're playing much less whether they win or lose.

  6. This is hilarious! I'm wondering if I should wake my husband to tell him these jokes. He's a big sports fan. :-) He roots for the University of Illinois, of course.

  7. Joe: People who don't live in Ohio and Michigan don't understand that it's mostly just in fun.

  8. HIGH FIVE my Girl's alive wit da punnys!

    Love it!


    I'm baaaack!

  9. Oh Grooooaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!!!!!! This is a good one, Kay.

    Hope you have a marvelous Thanksgiving!


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