A lot of the possible groaners that I've been receiving are older than all of us put together or have been published already. Today's offering from Darlene of Darlene's Hodgepodge is definitely a new one for me although it might take a minute to sink in as Darlene herself confesses: "It took me a while to get this one. I had to say the last line out loud before I got it. I wouldn't blame you if this one ended up in your trash file." When it sank in, I sat here and groaned loud enough that my neighbors two blocks away probably thought about calling the paramedics except they're used to me. Enjoy!!!!!!
A clown moved into an apartment building for circus performers. He was quite happy with the apartment. But he had one complaint: There was no ironing board. The clown called the building superintendent to ask for an ironing board. The superintendent refused to provide one.
"But, the acrobats and the lion tamers all have ironing boards," said the clown.
"You'll have to use the window ledge," said the superintendent. "It's in your lease. . .
"Every clown has a sill for ironing."