Friday, March 13, 2009

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!

{Note: I'm beginning to feel almost human again after a lot of hell and hope to get back to my regularly scheduled program, i.e., visiting y'all and blogging my little heart out. Tomorrow, I'll be bringing y'all up to speed.}

An old friend sent this almost-but-not-quite a groaner and while I gave a mild groooaaannn, I rolled my eyes and giggled a lot (and the Diet Coke came out my nose) and simply had to share it with y'all! Enjoy!!!!

The Average American

A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes ya proud to be an American, doesn't it?

Happy Blogging and Happy Ides of March!!!!!!!


  1. So happy to see you laughing so hard the coke comes out of your nose.

  2. Anonymous1:20 AM

    Americans don't walk, they drive.

    Or waddle :-(

  3. An onymous: That was nasty. The Kay walks. So do lots of us. And not everyone wherever you are is reed thin, I'll bet. That you haven't the courage to post such a comment with a name tells me that you can dish out crap but can't take it. However, I am not going to publish such comments again.

  4. 900 miles? I wish!

  5. Kay, I waddle about one block a day. ~:-). Two glasses of wine a week - lets see, how many miles to I get to the gallon? Oh the math is killing me, I give up.

  6. best math-related post i've come upon in many a moon!! glad you're back blowing diet coke outta ur nose! i was beginning to think u dint love us no more.

  7. That's really funny! I don't walk enough, but I'd like to figure up how much I get to the can of beer I drink every night.

  8. Kay: You've got me beat!!

    Darlene: Oh hell, Darlene!! At our ages, who cares?

    M.E.: Awwwwww you know better than that. Oh hell, I needed a guilt trip -- like I don't lay enough of them on myself!!! LOL


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