Note: I'd really appreciate if y'all would see if you can find some new groaners. Darlene, Nancy and Alice are about the only three contributing and the queue is dwindling. I know y'all enjoy this feature so let's see what we can do to keep it going!!!!! Thanks
It's Friday and I hope y'all had a truly wonderful Turkey Day!!!! You're prolly already groooaaannning from stuffing yourselves so I'm wondering if you can muster a good, hearty groooaaannn for today's offering!! Come on!!!!!!
Today we have a excellent offering from Alice at My Wintersong. It isn't quite a groaner but by the end I was laughing and groooaaannning like hell!!! It's a bit bawdy and definitely irreverent so don't say you weren't warned!!!! Enjoy
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing!"
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.
"You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . that phrase . . . in no time."
"Thank you, father!" the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"