Nancy Leitz, who publishes such great stories at The Elder Storytelling Place and has been contributing here since the beginning, sent these wonderfully funny signs. Y'all should probably be groooaaanning allllllllll morning longggg!!!!!!!!!!
Signs of the Times:
In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."
At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!"
In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."
On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."
On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."
On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."
Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."
At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"
At the tire store: "We skid you not!"
(But the divorce lawyer one scared me! LOL)