Friday, April 04, 2008

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

It is with great joy that today I can announce that The Friday Groaner has been given a reprieve!!!!!! I have had several submissions this week so it can go on for a few more weeks! My heartfelt thanks to those who made submissions. And if y'all have a groaner or a kneeslapper that you'd like to share, please send it along to the addy in the sidebar. In keeping with my policy of sending a new contributor to the front of the queue, this week's offering is from Maria over at Silver Fox Whispers and she even sent an illustration! This one will keep you grrroooaaaning and chuckling all day!

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer -- lots and lots of beer." said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer -- lots and lots of beer." said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want cheesecake." said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE this . . .

The third piggy says:

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. I live for these groaners. Thanks for the laugh, Kay! This one is a keeper.

  2. When I told this joke to a girl in Quebec she didn't get it and asked
    "Yes? Yes? Yes? Why three times?"

  3. kay, this is wonderfully silly. maybe you could re-write A Little Red Hen in this way? -naomi

  4. Kay,

    Maria tickled my funny bone with this one...

    Good job, Maria


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