Groaner mania is spreading!!!! Keep 'em coming!!!!!!!!!!!
My long time 'Net friend Mary Belle down in Texas sent along today's gem and so did Nancy Leitz who is a regular contributor here. I think you'll get a laugh and a good hearty groooooaaaaaannnn from this oldie but goodie! Enjoy!!!
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!'
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" shouted the groom broom. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Sounds like she's been sweeping around, doesn't it?