Here we go again!!! I marvel at how fast Monday keeps popping up!!!! Fortunately, I have sufficient groaners in my stash to last a while. This one is is an oldie but I still enjoy the grooooaaaannnnn it provides. Hope y'all do, too!!!!!!!!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. The gravesite was piled high with flours as his longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much time and money on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay
LOVE it! My 11 year old granddaughter told me this joke on Sat., albeit in an abreviated version.
ReplyDeleteIn his obituary it stated that Fresh was also survived by his dear father, POP TART .....
ReplyDeleteI just love these groaners - and Nancy's addition was a great topper. POP TART!!
ReplyDeleteThat added something fresh to the mix.