Here's an oldie but goodie to start your week!!!!! Enjoy!!!!
One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.
When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in America."
To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, when one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole.
Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and the zoo keeper immediately took steps to save the man's friend. The zoo keeper got an axe and asked the man, "OK, which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the female?" The New Yorker pointed out the female as the culprit. Quickly, the zoo keeper split the female gorilla open and found nothing of the Czech.
He looked at the man from New York, who shrugged and said, "Guess the Czech is in the male.
Happy Blogging!!!!
Kay
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ReplyDeleteTruly, truly heinous use of punning ability.
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhhh. The Czech are known in Europe for leadership in auto theft. One groaner says the top tourism ad is, "Come visit the Czech Republic. You won't have to bring your car. We already have it."
ReplyDeleteAaaaaackkkkk!
ReplyDeleteUh oh.... I just scrolled up and saw that Hattie wrote the same thing. Must be a Hawaiian thing. :-)
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that I did not see that coming. Wonderful!
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P.S. Dick Klade's isn't bad, either, lol.
Kay -- I can tell you are really working hard on the O. campaign -- he is now leading in the polls in your state. -- barbara
ReplyDeleteDreadful Kay!
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