My friend Steve Yeich, who published great stuff at darnfunnyonline.com, collected this sorta kinda grooaaaannn from Jay Leno in the spirit of convention season. I'm glad we only do this every four years, aren't y'all?
Hurricane Isaac turned out to be not much of a threat to the Republican convention. But to their credit, the Republicans had a contingency plan. If the hurricane did hit hard, delegates were instructed to evacuate to Mitt Romney's tax shelter. -Jay Leno