Today we're celebrating five years of excellent groooaaannnsss with one of my all time favorites!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside and he grass eventually became overgrown.
One day the mechanic was working on a car in his back yard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day.
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the back yard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.
Realizing what had happened he looked up the to heavens and proclaimed:
(now sing the punchline)
"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!"