While not exactly a groaner, this gem from Kent McKamy left me laughing!!! Enjoy!!!!
Thanks, Kent!!!!!
COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom of the stone.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!
Kay
Haha good one!
ReplyDeleteI did NOT see that coming. Thanks for the chuckle, Kay. You are a peach!
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Yeah...that made me laugh. Thanks Kay. ~Joy
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I could say the same about men. I could never handle four though. Hehe!
ReplyDeleteMe neither.
DeleteOh, yeah! Wonder which one of them paid for the tombstone?
ReplyDeleteLOL His life insurance prolly did.
DeleteThanks for the smile!! Hope you are feeling ok...stay cool in this heat.
ReplyDeleteTrying hard!!!!
DeleteToo funny! I just had to share this with Art.
ReplyDeleteArt already has a good woman -- he doesn't need four!!!!
DeleteI put your saying up on twitter, then when complimented I gave attribution to your blog. Hopefully you will get some more terrific readers.
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks!!!!
DeleteHahahahah! I actually saw someone with the same text printed on his t-shirt :)
ReplyDeleteWomen just need to be more tolerant.. Just kidding.. Don't work to hard and have a great week
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