Kent McKamy sent along a worthy and illustrated groooaaannnn to start your week!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
This is the story of the poor blonde girl flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She breathes a small sigh of relief and answers, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father . . . Who art in Heaven . . ."
Happy Blogging and Happy Memorial Day!!!!!!
Kay
LOL.....
ReplyDeleteAnd A Very Happy Memorial Day to you, too, dear Kay... time to remember all those who have fought for our country and who gave their lives and limbs to keep us safe from 'harms way.
Amen!
ReplyDelete10-4 Willy
By the way, I think the air traffic controller was blond, too.
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteI know another similar joke about a man who is being flown by a friend but the friend has a heart attack and dies.
"Mayday, mayday, pilot his had heart attack and died. We arre flying upside down and I do not know how to right the plane, let alone land it."
Okay replied the controller. We will try to talk you down, but first how do you know you are flying upside down?"
Because the shite's leaking out of my collar!
Abit rude I know
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
ReplyDeleteI hate that this groaner made me laugh. I thought I was over that blonde thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he ask her about her weight and her dress size?
ReplyDeleteIt's still funny, even though I'm sure I've heard it before. That's the beauty of getting old--forgetfulness! See? There's a silver lining in every cloud!
ReplyDeleteOh . . . we could see it coming, but it did anyway. Grooaann.
ReplyDeleteWow,..here I am. Miracle. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd here I have little to say. Today I got here through a link on Kay's blog. Usually I can't get here with mine, so this is a treat. So hope you are doing better.