Monday, May 28, 2012
It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!
Kent McKamy sent along a worthy and illustrated groooaaannnn to start your week!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!
This is the story of the poor blonde girl flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She breathes a small sigh of relief and answers, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father . . . Who art in Heaven . . ."
Happy Blogging and Happy Memorial Day!!!!!!