Monday, May 07, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!


Here are few one-liners that should keep y'all grooooaaannning until next week!!!!!

* I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

* Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

* What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

* England has no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool.

* All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

And last but certainly not least: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Happy Blogging!!!!

Kay

12 comments:

  1. Hee, hee...
    Hope you have a good week, Kay!

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  2. Gah they are most definitely groaners!

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  3. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Best of the bunch? Liverpool!
    Cop Car

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  4. Still groaning inbetween laughs. Agree with Cop Car/ Definitely the best.

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  5. Pretty darn good.

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  6. Awwwfffulll stuff! :) Where do you find these?

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  7. Those are terrible! I've got to start memorizing them.

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  8. Boo! These are too good to qualify as groaners!

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  9. I'm with Jono and Hattie.

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  10. Ohhh...moan and groan!

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  11. Enjoyed all your posts. Hope everything works out..

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