Monday, April 16, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!

Here's a rather long and a tad quirky grooooaaannnn to start your week! Enjoy!!!!!

An octopus walks into a Pub and asks for a pint, the surprised landlord exclaims, "My God a talking octopus!"

The octopus replies "Yeah, I'm working on the building site across the road. I'll be in every day ay lunch time for the next two weeks for a pint"

"Fine" says the Landlord, and says no more about it.

The next day the circus comes to town, and the ringmaster drops into the pub for a pint. The landlord says, "I've got just the thing for you, mate! There's a talking octopus that comes in here for a pint every lunchtime. If you like, when I see him I'll tell him that you are interested in him."

"Oh definitely" says the ringmaster, "Tell him to get in touch as soon as possible!"

Without fail the octopus pops in that lunchtime for his pint. The landlord tells the octopus about the ringmaster's interest in him.

The octopus asks "A circus? That's a tent isn't it?"

"Yes" replies the Landlord.

"It's made of canvas isn't it, with big red stripes on?" inquires the octopus.

"Yes, that's right, you've got it!" answers the landlord excitedly.

"But," says the octopus "What in the hell do they want with a plasterer?


Happy Blogging!!!!!!

Kay

21 comments:

  1. I am caught up with you posts and I’d say you are quite a gal – you can still give us some fine groaners even though you went through surgery. I hope you are feeling better and better. Keep smiling.

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    1. Thanks!!!! After surgery is a good time to grooooaaannn!

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  2. I'll tell that one to the grand kids.

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    1. Cool!!!! Hope they like it!

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    1. Mission accomplished!!!!!

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  4. I guess the octopus just didn't see himself as circus material, which makes a lot of sense when you consider that no one has ever seen an octopus perform in a circus.

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    1. LOL Snow!!! Leave it to you to look for logic!!!

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  5. It was a looonnnngggg wait, but worth it.

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    1. I thought so, too, Dick!!!

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  6. Is that a shaggy octopus story?

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  7. I loved it!
    Happy Birthday, Kay!

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    1. Glad you liked it, Hal!!!!! You're the only one who remembers my birthday!!!! Hugs!!!!! Don't be a stranger!!!

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  8. I love it!
    Happy Birthday, Kay! Hope your day is fantastic!

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    1. Thanks!!!! It's been okay -- busy but quiet!!!!

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  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kay!!

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    1. Awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks, Sis!!!!! Like I needed another damned birthday!!!! LOL

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