Monday, February 20, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!! (Presidents' Day Edition)

It ain't easy to find Presidents' Day groaners but I found a couple. I'm not saying that they're good . . . but they more or less meet the criteria. You have been warned.

* Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"

* Q: What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
A: Presidentures!

* Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn't lie.

* A man was sitting at the bar during a costume party when someone went up to him and said, “Hey, I thought you were supposed to dress up in something that symbolized your love life?”

The man answered, “I am.”
The other guy said, “You look like Abe Lincoln.”
The man said, “That’s right. My last 4 scores were 7 years ago.”

Happy Blogging!!!!



  1. Haha, god groaners Kay!

  2. I think they're good. They sure made me laugh.

  3. Thank you for the groaners, Kay! We needed them.

  4. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Other than the last groaner, they suffered from my having had prior exposure. However, they are (all) still good. Thanks!
    Cop Car

  5. You are soo bad your Awesome!!


  6. Wow Kay I haven't been around much and was unaware of your health issues. I read back through several posts so have some idea. Amazing what the Docs can do these days. Keep on Keeping on and I'll be sending prayers your way.

  7. Ah ha! So this is where Hubby got those awful jokes he shared with our grandson (9 years) yesterday. I'll bet those same jokes are making the rounds of McGillis School here in SLC today! :)

  8. Anonymous10:38 PM

    my response....GROOOOOAAAN!
    Hope you had a good holiday weekend.


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