It ain't easy to find Presidents' Day groaners but I found a couple. I'm not saying that they're good . . . but they more or less meet the criteria. You have been warned.
* Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"
* Q: What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
* Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn't lie.
* A man was sitting at the bar during a costume party when someone went up to him and said, “Hey, I thought you were supposed to dress up in something that symbolized your love life?”
The man answered, “I am.”
The other guy said, “You look like Abe Lincoln.”
The man said, “That’s right. My last 4 scores were 7 years ago.”