Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "I'll have one for me and one for the road."
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
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Kay
This is where I think out loud about Life, the Universe and Everything. I consider life an adventure and this is part of mine whether I'm ranting on politics or taking you on a ramble through Kay's World.
Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "I'll have one for me and one for the road."
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Terrible!
ReplyDeleteMy heavens....here's a comment box right here.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I'm groaning. Now lets see if this loads. If it does, you can hear me cheering.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
ReplyDeleteJust trying to stay with the theme.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
ReplyDeletegood ones. I love them snappy
ReplyDeleteHaha, many thanks! It's an honor. And in honor of my honor, I present:
ReplyDeleteA woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
Could you hear me groaning all the way from SC?
ReplyDeleteYikes! I'm groaning too...
ReplyDeleteA double grooaaannneerrr! Almost too much to contemplate.
ReplyDeleteRicky, really! ? The way I heard it a man walked in with a duck...
ReplyDeleteYour timing is impeccable!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kay,
J
lol, love them :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE it! :)
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