Monday, January 09, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!

Huge thanks to all y'all who came by yesterday for my blogoversary!!!!!

Cis from over at Word Tosser contributed this gem a while back.  Enjoy!!!!

A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry!"' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place...

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you!" she said.

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and later had drinks...They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.She listened.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.  Do you treat every guy you meet this way?"

"No," she replied . . . .

"You just happened to catch my eye!"

Go ahead and groooaaannn -- and laugh!!! Y'all know you love it!!! 
Happy Blogging!!!!



  1. How do you find these?

  2. Banjo Steve1:13 PM

    Wow! You are my ideal groan-up, for sure.

  3. Joanne: I collect them and I have done so for years!!

    LTTS: Thanks!!!

    Banjo: LOL I am honoed!!!

  4. I almost had this same experience in a pizza place in Reykjavik, Iceland. Well, the part about the gorgeous redhead sitting nearby is the same, anyway.

  5. Oh, oh, oh.....

  6. Ha Haaaaaaaa-- I thought it was gonna be--Next time you are in town,, I'll keep an eye out for ya!!

    Great one!


  7. You collect these? On purpose? Heh heh.

  8. I don't know, it's pretty cornea.

  9. Yikes! I could see that last line coming just before I read it. :-)

  10. First let me give you my belated congratulation on 6 great years of blogging – that is an achievement and you publish so many fun posts. The groaner was good – that was a great punch line.
    I would have loved to be in Columbus and watch this lady sing - she should get national attention. Bravo Ohio!


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