It's time for your weekly grooaaannn and considering the news, I thought y'all would enjoy a couple groan-worthy one-liners!!!!
* Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure.
* The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
* The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce.
* For this tree pun I had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.
Enjoy!!!!!
Happy Blogging!!!!
Kay
A four-bagger. Oh, my!
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me groan?
ReplyDeleteA quadruple whammy of groaners. You spoil us Kay!
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh, not one but four. Oooooooohhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteI thought given the past week's events, multiple groaaaannns were in order!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for starting our week off right, Kay. Super!
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The harp failure joke put me into cadillac arrest.
ReplyDeleteDick: After all the crud this weekend, I thought y'all needed extra doses.
ReplyDeleteFriko: Indeed!!!
Jams: Blame it on Congress and Irene!!!
Mage: See what I said to Jams!
CC: Thought it just what we all needed!!!!
Nance: Groooooooaaaannnn!!!!!!!!!
It's the groaners of the month!
ReplyDeletelove the excessive use of farce!!
ReplyDeletethanks for checking in on me during Irene :)
Lorna: Not bloody likely!!!
ReplyDeleteDianne: Gotta check in on my homies!!!
A quadruple groan from my end. Well, not my "end," butt you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteWell...Are these meant to be a match for MEAN IRENE? They're better!
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