It's time for your weekly grooaaannn and considering the news, I thought y'all would enjoy a couple groan-worthy one-liners!!!!
* Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure.
* The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
* The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce.
* For this tree pun I had to go out on a limb and branch out to some other sources.