Monday, June 13, 2011

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on the road today and heading home and will, hopefully, be around to say "Hey!" tomorrow. It's always good to get away and it always good to come home. I've missed y'all!

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of expensive cigars. “The judge is an honorable man,” the partner exclaimed. “If you do that, I can guarantee you will lose the case!”

Weeks later the judge ruled in favor of the lawyer’s client. The partner took him to lunch to congratulate him. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars to the judge?” the partner asked. “But I did send them,” replied the lawyer. “I just enclosed the plaintiff’s lawyer’s business card!”

Happy Blogging!!!!!

Kay

9 comments:

  1. Good thinking

    10-4 Willy

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  2. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Can you imagine a lawyer, of all people, being so dishonest? Unfortunately, some of them are (just as some of the rest of us are) in real life.

    Thanks for the laugh, Kay. Safe trip home!
    Cop Car

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  3. LOL, that was good :)

    Have a safe journey home :)

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  4. Wonderful joke, and I'm no fan of jokes for jokes' sake.

    Have a good trip home and come with tales to tell!

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  5. Haha Another good one!

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  6. HHMMMM-maybe I should have thought of that a time or two.....

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  7. Willy: Yup!

    CC: LOL I'm back!

    LTTS: :) I did.

    Nance: No tales but a quiet time.

    Jams: Knew you would like it!

    AITBR: LOL!!!! Take note!!!

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  8. I have to send my lawyer son this one, Kay.

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