Here's pretty good one from the archives that I posted before but I did a search and I guess I didn't. Some day I'll get organized! Right.
Monty was tired of being bossed around at home so he asked the bartender what to do. The bartender said he needed to be assertive and told Monty exactly what to say when he got home.
After a couple more brewskis, Monty went home. He stormed though the door and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said:
“From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to stop whatever you’re doing and prepare me a gourmet meal with a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The funeral director,” said his wife.
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